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Samantha Bee Delves Into Ted Cruz's Alien Birth

And yes, there are some unexpected moments.

I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that scene from Aliens again, but Samantha Bee went there, illustrating Ted Cruz's Canadian birth with imagery that you will never, ever forget.

"How come he always looks like he's covered in a glistening layer of slime, even though we know that can't possibly be true?"

Watch, and she'll answer that question and more. Like whether he really uttered the words "teen tit film" on video. And whether preachers were involved. And maybe snakes.


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