April 5, 2016

Peg Littleton is running for United States senator from Colorado.

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She’s a real pretty little thing but I think she’s overdosed on Jesus.

Peg does not believe that Fracking causes earthquakes. You wanna know why?

There have been earthquakes long before we ever did fracking. Let’s be honest. You know God is kind of in control of those. And not by us drilling down in the ground and doing the fracking.

And only God can cause forest fires. No, wait.

So you have to wonder, why does God cause earthquakes? He is punishing bad people who live in earthquake zones? Does he do it for fun? If God’s in charge, why do we even have earthquakes? Is God just mean? Damn, Peg, I’m getting a headache.

Ya gotta admire Peg’s grasp of geology and the scientific principle. It’s a solid 4 on the Sarah Palin Scale.

Crossposted at juanitajean.com

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