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Bill Maher: Donald Trump And The '25 Things You Don't Know About Me'

Real Time's Bill Maher with his latest edition of "25 things you don't know about me," and this time it was his buddy, the 'whiny little b8**h' Donald Trump's turn in the box.
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Real Time's Bill Maher with his latest edition of "25 things you don't know about me," and this time it was his buddy, the 'whiny little b8**h' Donald Trump's turn in the box.

“Sometimes, late at night, I worry that my obsessive self-aggrandizement and self-promotion are symptoms of inner weakness and a transparent, childish impulse that everyone can see,” Maher said, speaking as Trump. “I worry they’re laughing at how obvious it is that I’m an abandoned, frightened child swirling in my black emptiness. But then I tweet sh*t about my poll numbers and I feel better.”

Maher also didn’t pass up the chance to bring back his running joke about Trump’s supposedly-simian background, as “fact” no. 9 stated that Trump “can peel a banana with my feet.”

The list also put to rest Trump’s “birther” arguments regarding President Barack Obama.

“I never actually believed Obama was born in Kenya,” Maher explained. “Because I thought the name of the country was Kanye.”

Maher had better watch out. He makes too many orangutan jokes and old Orange Julius will be trying to sue him again.

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