Ken Starr Snuck Out The Back Door When No One Was Looking
August 20, 2016

When Ken Starr (of Clinton impeachment fame) first came to Baylor University as chancellor there was enough hoopla to glitter the Texas Capitol. Yay! Look at Baylor. The esteemed Ken Starr is coming to Baptist-up the joint.

Then this happened. Baylor hired a new football coach and they started winning football games. Come to find out, they were doing it by recruiting rapists for the team players. However, they got so excited about winning that they built a $300 million football stadium so they had to cover-up the rapes to keep the team winning to fill the football stadium with something other than burning Baptist dollars.

Then the stadium bonfire got too hot and both Starr and the football coach got fired.

Well, not exactly fired in Starr’s case. He was moved over to teach at the law school because, you know, you never know if the Baylor Trustees have their own Monica Lewinsky. So, once they got all the blue dresses in Texas burned …

Ken Starr is leaving the faculty of Baylor University School of Law, three months after a campus sexual assault scandal forced him from university leadership.

Baylor officials announced Friday that Starr is parting ways with the Waco, Texas, law school where he has taught a constitutional law seminar since 2010, and called it a “mutually agreed separation.” They did not cite a reason for Starr’s departure.

You know, Sweet Madam Karma has a way with getting stuff done. History will remember Ken Starr as the doofus who indicted the President for consensual sex but covered up multiple rapes on a college campus.

Thank you Missy Karma.

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