Twitter is a truly great place. Not only can you tweet about news, politics, gossip, but you can post cat videos, learn about makeup tutorials and get attacked by a range of fanatics (White Nationalists, ammosexuals and forced birthers).
Today, Kevin Kruse brought us this epic list of potential shows if Trump made his own News Network.
Thanks to some brilliant suggestions, here's the revised lineup for next year's inaugural season of the Trump News Network.
— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) August 16, 2016
And here we go:
6:00am: Oh My Lord, with Jeffrey Lord
7:00am: Milo in the Morning!
8:00am: Donald J. Trump and His Many, Many, Many, Many Friends— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) August 16, 2016
I bet John Miller is hosting the 8:00 show.
10:00am: What Mr. Trump Meant to Say with Mike Pence
11:00am: Kudlow in the Kitchen
Noon: Blood Coming Out of Their ... Wherever— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) August 16, 2016
1:00pm: Your World with Gary Busey
2:00pm: LOUD NOISES!
3:00pm: Re: FWD: RE: Fwd: RE:
4:00pm: The Jeff Sessions— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) August 16, 2016
Gary Busey and Jeff Sessions! That'll bring in the ladies.
5:00pm: Many People Are Saying
6:00pm: Mean Tweets
6:30pm: Just Brutal Tweets
7:00pm: The Corey Factor— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) August 16, 2016
Mean Tweets will just be Trump reading mean tweets he wrote about other people. SAD!
8:00pm: Man Up with Manafort
9:11pm: The Situation Doom with Rudy Guiliani
10:00pm: Hannity
11:00pm: Putin on the Ritz!— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) August 16, 2016
Manafort in prime time! Guiliani and Putin too.
Midnight: Stink Eye with Carl Paladino
2:00am: Marathon of Charles in Charge reruns
5:00am: Low Energy Persons— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) August 16, 2016
Ending with Chachi. Awesome. I was kind of hoping for a "shopping with Melania and Ivanka" and maybe a ""how to avoid jail with Katrina Pierson" but maybe those are multi-part specials for sweeps week?
This is gonna be YUGE!
Got suggestions for more? Leave them in the comments.
