Hilarity: Twitter Imagines The 'Trump News Network' Lineup
August 15, 2016

Twitter is a truly great place. Not only can you tweet about news, politics, gossip, but you can post cat videos, learn about makeup tutorials and get attacked by a range of fanatics (White Nationalists, ammosexuals and forced birthers).

Today, Kevin Kruse brought us this epic list of potential shows if Trump made his own News Network.

And here we go:

I bet John Miller is hosting the 8:00 show.

Gary Busey and Jeff Sessions! That'll bring in the ladies.

Mean Tweets will just be Trump reading mean tweets he wrote about other people. SAD!

Manafort in prime time! Guiliani and Putin too.

Ending with Chachi. Awesome. I was kind of hoping for a "shopping with Melania and Ivanka" and maybe a ""how to avoid jail with Katrina Pierson" but maybe those are multi-part specials for sweeps week?

This is gonna be YUGE!

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