November 5, 2016

I don't know about you, but if I was the baby's parents, there is no way I'd hand him over to the mangled apricot hell beast so he could hoist my child up for a photo-op.

I'm just saying.

And nothing for nothing, but accidents do happen.

If something did happen, Trump would probably sue the parents for making him look bad, anyway.

Trump said, "Oh, look. A future construction worker."

Oh, and why is the child destined to be a construction worker? It's an honorable job for sure, but why not 'a future billionaire,' since Trump is gonna make us great again?

UPDATE: Watch Trump scurry off the stage like a frightened puppy in Nevada.

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