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Can You Guess Why InfoWars Insists Hitler Is Still Alive?

InfoWars says Hitler lived after the war, and it's more than the Government hiding it from you!
Can You Guess Why InfoWars Insists Hitler Is Still Alive?
Trump isn't directly connected to this story, I just didn't want to leave him out of a Hitler post. You understand.

Via Media Matters:

OWEN SHROYER (GUEST HOST): Welcome in to The Alex Jones Show folks. It’s amazing, here we are, so much news and the news is so big and the news is so frequent that the biggest news every day becomes a back-page story the next day. The Las Vegas massacre cover-up, nothing. The JFK files being declassified, Hitler still alive. All the history textbooks lied to us. I was lied to my entire life about JFK, knowingly, by my government. I was lied to my entire life about Hitler, knowingly, by my government. And that’s just a nonstory now because you’ve got another radical truck running people down in the streets

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So obvious Mensa oversight Owen Shroyer doesn't come right out and SAY that Adolf Hitler is 128 years old and receiving Medicaid at a nursing home in Teaneck, New Jersey even though he never paid taxes in the United States and he is an illegal brought here (obviously) by Chuck Schumer and Hillary Clinton's Diversity Open Borders for Giving Russians Our Uranium Trade Agreement.

He doesn't have to, does he?

The Republican Party is cutting Medicaid because Nazis. Makes more sense than Paul Ryan's multiple excuses.

And if you buy the government lies that Owen Shroyer pulled that Hitler thing right out of his white male conservative conspiracy theory butthole, lemme tell you the Government has gotten to you too! 9/11! Baby Parts! Solyndra!

The "Hitler lives" story is straight out of...

...wait for it...

...THE JFK FILES!!!

There are about eleventy thousand youtubes by Alex Jones and company PROVING it.

Who you gonna believe, the US Government or The History Channel's five thousand documentaries? Hmm?

Next up, Dinesh D'Souza investigates Adolph Hitler's Illegal Immigration and Medicaid Nursing Home Records and finds out he's, of course, a Democrat.

Donald Trump and his advisor Roger Stone have appeared on this "channel." Our country is going down the toilet.


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