Fun With Guns: Pride Cometh Before A Fall Edition

Fun With Guns: Pride Cometh Before A Fall Edition

Well, you knew it had to happen.

Police in Tennessee say a man accidentally shot himself and his wife while showing off his gun in church.

Tellico Plains Police Chief Russ Parks told The Knoxville News Sentinel that members of the First United Methodist Church were talking about guns in churches.

Parks said the man pulled out .380 caliber Ruger handgun, removed the magazine, cleared the chamber, and showed the gun. He put the magazine back in and returned the gun to its holster.

When someone asked if they could see the gun, he pulled it out saying the gun was not loaded and pulled the trigger.

Parks said the bullet sliced the man’s palm, then entered the left side of his wife’s abdomen and exited the right side.

The couple, in their 80s, were flown to a hospital with injuries that didn’t appear to be life-threatening.

Oh, I dunno. I kinda imagine his life is in deep danger once they get home. For the rest of his life his wife will ask, “Remember that time you shot me, you damn fool?”

Somebody, please, in the name of the Lord, take guns away from 80 year old people.


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