You know, I don't envy anyone acting as Donald Trump's Press Secretary.

That's because I would never take that stupid thankless job of lying for the biggest liar ever to occupy the Oval Office.

But yeah, it's gotta be hard to not just start screaming from the podium that everything is awful, you know you're going to hell, except this is hell, and you'd quit but from here on in you're utterly unemployable and since you signed a non-disclosure agreement (stupid) you can't even write a tell-all book.

And now Crooks and Liars is fundraising off your misery?

Yeah, we are.

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