Good Morning, Crooks and Liars! Yesterday was a YUGE day in the ITMFA follies. My favorite moment was when Prznint Stupid walked out onto the lawn with handwritten notes (in Sharpie pen, no less, like a certain hurricane hitting Alabama...) reminding himself to say "I want nothing" -- twice. What a stable genius he is.

Zandar Versus The Stupid discusses Wednesday's bombshell impeachment hearings.

Hackwhackers shows us the quid pro quo word-trick Prznint Stupid tried.

Speaking of words, His Vorpal Sword teaches us some new vocabulary in the Least Surprising Crime in History.

Bonus Track: Longreads gives us a palate cleanser: How Mister Rogers Found Inspiration in the Everyday. Thanks, I needed that!

Round-up by Tengrain who blogs at Mock, Paper, Scissors. You can follow Tengrain on the Twitters, too. Send tips, requests, and suggestions to mbru@crooksandliars.com (with For MBRU in the subject line).