Read time: 0 minutes

Fireworks Are Stupid

The Daily Show explains why fireworks are dangerous and stupid.

Being a dog owner, I've hated fireworks for years. They send one of our dogs into a full panic, where he's shaking like a leaf, looking scared to death. Thus, I'm really getting ticked off with all the amateur pyromaniacs, who have to set their stash off every night, all night long.

Or as The Daily Show's Ronny Chieng says:

Every Fourth of July, some Americans like to celebrate in the stupidest way possible: blowing s**t up!

Open thread below...

Can you help us out?

For 17 years we have been exposing Washington lies and untangling media deceit, but now Facebook is drowning us in an ocean of right wing lies. Please give a one-time or recurring donation, or buy a year's subscription for an ad-free experience. Thank you.

More C&L Coverage


New Commenting System

Our comments are now powered by Insticator. In order to comment you will need to create an Insticator account. The process is quick and simple. Please note that the ability to comment with a C&L site account is no longer available.

We welcome relevant, respectful comments. Any comments that are sexist or in any other way deemed hateful by our staff will be deleted and constitute grounds for a ban from posting on the site. Please refer to our Terms of Service (revised 3/17/2016) for information on our posting policy.

Please Do Not Use the Login Link at the Top of the Site.

In order to comment you must use an Insticator account. To register an account, enter your comment and click the post button. A dialog will then appear allowing you create your account.

We will be retiring our Crooks and Liars user account system in January, 2021.

Thank you.
C&L Team