Ten Bears alerts us to "merrymaking" in Naples, Fla., at $20,000/couple. "You and your guest will have access to the party and one (1) photo taken with the President". The former Pres., that is.
Geography lesson for Goobernator Abbot from tengrain.
"And where is the baby Jesus?", asks Buttermilk Sky.
Laboratory of Something: Texas round-up from Brains and Eggs.
Schadenfreudal Bonus from Press Run: Bridge-closing buffoon Chris Christie's book goes over like a lead balloon. 2,289 copies sold the first wk. in stores. Guess that's what happens when you don't have the money or a PAC to buy give-away copies & inflate the sales.
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