Clusterf*** Of The Year: Alex Jones Trial Is Off The Rails

By Frances Langum — August 3, 2022

I feel so bad for Judge Maya Guerra Gamble.

She has had to explain to Alex Jones what "perjury" is. As my colleague Conover pointed out, the judge looks like she wants to throat punch him.

Don't we all! Imagine if you believed everything Alex Jones said and then came across this:

Alex Jones now admits Sandy Hook was “100% real”, but then plays the victim. pic.twitter.com/zsfs4PB8np

— Mike Sington (@MikeSington) August 3, 2022

But here's what the judge said instead of throat punching him:

JUDGE GAMBLE: You're already under oath, to tell the truth, you've already violated that oath twice today...it seems absurd to instruct you again that you must tell the truth while you testify, yet here I am. This (pointing to the witness stand) is not your show. You have to tell the truth."

Alex Jones's testimony can only be described as a perjuryathon. The plaintiff's attorney ran ramshackle over him. Dramatic!

— Peter Huestis (@RealSparklePony) August 3, 2022

Imagine how empty the entire right-wing media would be if they were held to Judge Gamble's standard.

Then another bombshell. Alex Jones's attorneys "accidentally" sent his entire phone records to the attorneys for the Sandy Hook parents.

Holy crap.

Alex Jones lawyers messed up and accidentally sent to lawyers for Sandy Hook families a full copy of everything on Jones’s phone. This then exposed Jones as hiding evidence he should have turned over.

Jones upon learning this: “This is your Perry Mason moment.” pic.twitter.com/GmA64zFFvu

— Angelo Carusone (@GoAngelo) August 3, 2022

The text messages PROVE Alex Jones committed perjury during his depositions.

Narrator: “It was at that moment that Alex Jones realised his lawyers had royally fu**ed up”

Cue: Clown music 🤡🤡😂 pic.twitter.com/Z7myQZ18dK

— Helen🏳️‍⚧️✊🏻💕 (@mimmymum) August 3, 2022

If Alex Jones doesn’t go to jail for this, nobody should ever go to jail for anything. Law and order! pic.twitter.com/55AimfLVkz

— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) August 3, 2022

Hey, Alex Jones. Do not pass go, do not collect $200. It's time for some JAIL for you.

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