October 2, 2022

The 'Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.' guy is now being cheered on for catching a Sharpie. There is no limit to Lumpy's talent. Many people are saying that he can go potty all by himself and doesn't need any assistance. And this amazing Sharpie feat is almost as good as Trump's dancing. He's quite the dancer, you know. Some people are saying that Shakira calls Trump to beg him for dancing tips.

I've seen video evidence showing that Trump can make it down a ramp. Slowly, but he did get there eventually. It just took a while. Don't downplay Lumpy's skills. It was a terrifying experience.

Don Jr. was so amazed at his father's Sharpie-catching skills that he took to Twitter to note, "Biden cant bring a fricken bicycle to a stop, and Trump is out there catching sharpies out of mid air."

That's right. Lumpy may not be able to ride a bike (again, it's scary), but if he could, he would ride a bike better than Joe Biden. After all, he can catch a Sharpie in mid-air!

He's reversing the aging process:

I don't know what to say. I have to get a bucket. I'm going to throw up. TMI, I know. And I feel dirty after writing that.

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