December 26, 2022

Donald Trump's Merry Christmas greeting was miles away from President Joe Biden's. Trump, of course, aired his grievances while Biden read the room and tried to bring us together for the holiday. I'll show you Lumpy's Christmas messages, then Biden's.

Merry Christmas, you radical Marxists!

"Merry Christmas to EVERYONE, including the Radical Left Marxists that are trying to destroy our Country, the Federal Bureau of Investigation that is illegally coercing & paying Social and LameStream Media to push for a mentally disabled Democrat over the Brilliant, Clairvoyant, and USA LOVING Donald J. Trump, and, of course, The Department of Injustice, which appointed a Special "Prosecutor" who, together with his wife and family, HATES "Trump" more than any other person on earth," he wrote. "LOVE TO ALL!"

"The USA is dying from within."

"On this very cold but beautiful Christmas Day, look at our Nation NOW on the Southern Border compared to only a short time ago during the Trump Administration," he continued. "We had the most SECURE Border in our history, versus the "horror show" that that is happening now, with record setting numbers of people, many of them hardened Criminals (including Killers, Human Traffickers and Drug Dealers), POURING INTO OUR COUNTRY at a rate the likes of which we have never seen before. The USA is dying from within!!!"

"Our Country is under attack by the Radical Left Democrats," he insisted. "They are truly seeking to DESTROY AMERICA!!!"

He went all caps for Christmas! Amen.

"THE RADICAL LEFT DEMOCRATS HAVE WEAPONIZED THE CRIMINAL JUSTICE SYSTEM AT A LEVEL NEVER SEEN BEFORE IN THE USA," Lumpy wrote. "WITH NO BORDERS AND CROOKED ELECTIONS, OUR COUNTRY IS IN THIRD WORLD TROUBLE!!!"

"Fake news" got a shoutout:

'"PRESIDENT TRUMP WAS 233-22 IN THE MIDTERM ELECTIONS. HE IS ALSO LEADING, BY A LOT, ALL REPUBLICANS, AND BIDEN, IN ALMOST EVERY POLL," 'he continued. "This, despite the horrendous and never ending FAKE NEWS - Incredible statistics that people just don't want to talk about!"

"SAVE AMERICA!" he wrote in another post.

He is not having a good day. Awesome!

"The Vice President did indeed have the power to send Electoral Votes back to State Legislatures for reapproval despite the constant drum from Democrats and RINOS that he "ABSOLUTELY DID NOT." BUT, they just put CLARIFYING language in the disgraceful "OMINOUS" BILL, making sure that A V.P. DOESN'T DO WHAT THEY ALL SAID COULD NOT BE DONE," he added. "So why the new language? Because it was just another political Con Job!"

This is how you do it. Biden could teach Trump a thing or two about presidenting.

"This Christmas season, my hope is that we take a few moments of quiet reflection to really look at one another," Biden tweeted. "Not as Democrats or Republicans. But as who we really are: fellow Americans."

In a separate tweet, Joe wrote something very profound.

"There is a certain stillness at the center of the Christmas story: a silent night when all the world goes quiet," he tweeted. "And all the clamor that divides us fades away in the stillness of a winter's evening. I wish you that peace this Christmas Eve."

All of us here hope that you had the best Christmas ever. Not you, Lumpy. Sit your droopy old ass down. Spend some time with your teenage son for a change, you weirdo.

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