Late-night host Jimmy Kimmel took some well-deserved jabs at Donald J. Trump over the president's massive meltdown after he was passed over for the Nobel Peace Prize. Trump tore into the Nobel Prize winner during his 600-word crybaby rant and somehow blamed Norway.
“The president took the perceived snub well, I have to say,” Kimmel said. “He only posted a 600-word tirade lashing out.”
“What better way to deserve a Nobel Prize than attacking the woman who won it at midnight in a social media post that is twice as long as the Gettysburg Address?” he continued.
“In this one post, Trump mentioned he ended eight wars seven different times and then woke up on Saturday morning and did it again!" Kimmel said while showing Trump's lengthy Truth Social post. "This time misspelling the word Nobel. ‘I did not get the ‘Noble’ Peace Prize. Wow!’ Do you think Natalie (Harp) misspells the word Nobel on purpose or no one knows the word Nobel has a ‘B’ in it?"
Trump's whiny titty baby rants over the award continued at a rally in Syracuse, New York, just in case you didn't hear him the first time. Kimmel played the clip.
“The United States of America, represented by me as your president, should have received the Nobel Peace Prize, but didn’t," Trump said at his rally. "And this is an indelible stain on the country of Norway and those people that made such a disgraceful and embarrassing decision.”
“He is blaming Norway for this slight – thanks a lot, Norway,” Kimmel said. “I hope you’re happy you made our baby cry.”
Kimmel noted that Trump's math ain't mathin' when the president said, “We should have had eight Nobel prizes for each war.”
“Wait, hold on. Let me add that up,” Kimmel said. “Eight prizes for each war. He means he should have 64 Nobel prizes! Minus 8 for the war we started, that’s an even 56. That seems reasonable. Is that too much to ask? Shame on you, Norway!”
“Imagine being the single most powerful person in the world and still being such a petty little b*tch at all times!” the late-night host said.
There is no one pettier than the crybaby president of the United States.
