Trump Reveals His 'MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT': Buy Stuff From Me!

By Conover Kennard — December 15, 2022

Former President Donald Trump on Wednesday said that he would be making a super-duper "MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT" on Thursday, and he did.

He said, "AMERICA NEEDS A SUPERHERO!" And he left this clip of the one-term President opening his shirt, revealing that he's an incredibly shitty Wish.com version of Superman:

What!?! LOL, no. pic.twitter.com/UVBmdy75jA

— PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes) December 14, 2022

Trump's announcement led to speculation:

People on Truth Social, including Michael Flynn, speculating that Trump’s “big announcement” tomorrow is that wants to be Speaker of the House, will run for president while Speaker, & that he wants to shut down the govt and preside over impeachment hearings. Very doubtful but 🤷‍♂️

— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) December 14, 2022

No, you silly deplorables. Trump revealed his plans on Truth Social.

"MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT! My official Donald Trump Digital Trading Card collection is here!" Lumpy wrote. "These limited edition cards feature amazing ART of my Life & Career! Collect all of your favorite Trump Digital Trading Cards, very much like a baseball card, but hopefully much more exciting. Go to collecttrumpcards.com/ & GET YOUR CARDS NOW! Only $99 each! Would make a great Christmas gift. Don't Wait. They will be gone, I believe, very quickly!"

Oh my goodness Trump’s “major announcement” is even more pathetic than I anticipated pic.twitter.com/5IzjklP7Fo

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) December 15, 2022

I would say this is sad because Donald Trump is 76-years-old, and doesn't even remotely look like that. But it's Trump, and I do not pity that raging narcissist.

Trump preparing for his “superhero” “major announcement” today. pic.twitter.com/2ZrbGB8Ump

— Mike Sington (@MikeSington) December 15, 2022

This guy called it:

I thought I was kidding!https://t.co/nsUSjPdVRe

— 𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟 (@HowCamJokes) December 15, 2022

My prediction was close: https://t.co/gRiel83SmV

— Bill Johnson (@Bill43111) December 15, 2022

Ninety. Nine. Dollars. https://t.co/YQPHrf6nSU

— Monkey Chunk (@ChunkMonkeys) December 15, 2022

I wasn't far off with my guesses. https://t.co/9k9QvHZRHT

— (((Space Laser Jebus))) - PARODY!!! (@the_real_Lord) December 15, 2022

Trump supporters, send Lumpy all of your money to prove your devotion to the former President that cost you the House and the recent Senate runoff in Georgia. Send it all to him to prove your loyalty. Prove that you are Ultra MAGA!

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