'War On Lobsters' Replaces War On Christmas
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December 13, 2022

Disgraced former Fox News host Eric Bolling attacked the Biden administration over the new regulations aimed at protecting endangered whale species from fishing equipment in Maine.

"We all know this Democrat party has a problem with just about everything," Bolling claimed. "They got a war on police, a war of free speech, a war on Christmas, a war on straight white males, and even a war on biological women, just to name a few."

"But there's one war you probably haven't heard of yet. It's the war on lobsters. You heard that right." Bolling said. "The left has a major beef with the crustacean, and it's been going on for quite a while."

There is a debate to be had on how the new regulations affect the lobstermen, but as usual, Newsmax frames it as a "the Democratic party hates everything" argument.

The Democratic party doesn't hate lobsters, Eric. But we do hate workplace sexual harassement.

That's his MAGA Christmas list of "Dems' hate for Santa" that he revels in.

Without fear and loathing of "the Left," Bolling and the rest of these creeps have nothing to talk about.

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