Lauren Boebert Shocks No One By Announcing Her Teen Son Is About To Be A Dad

By Red Painter — March 10, 2023

Angertainment purveyor and Ultra MAGA 2023 Trump4Life Promoter can add a new title to her resume - GRANDMA! Lauren Boebert, a teen mom herself, just announced that her 17 year old son, Tyler, will be a daddy in April. Meemaw and Peepaw (grandpa flashes his peen at girls). The names just make themselves, guys. I don't make this stuff up, I just report it.

Party of Christian* Family Values* of chastity* and celibacy*.

Twitter was all over this White Trash Celebration:

Possible names for the baby: Gunner, Colt, Caliber, Beretta, Guage, Winchester, Browning, Wesson, Trigger..

— Midwest Democat (@MidwestDemoCat) March 8, 2023

Sex before marriage, both underage. Wonderful Christian values at play here people!!

— Reina 🇵🇷🌊 (@WickedReina617) March 8, 2023

Love the fact that she’s promoting her good Christian values …no sex before marriage… Oh, wait, we pick and choose the parts that we like

— STEVE- BENI ❤️ BEAN RIP❤️ (@GHOSTofSURF) March 9, 2023

3rd generation teen pregnancy.
Her mom had her at 17 too.

— KJ (@TheNewWorks) March 8, 2023

Didn't Ms Trailer Park just say no sex ed should be taught in schools?

This sounds about right.

— hily wood (@goshutyourmouth) March 8, 2023

Excuse me, Grandma Boebert, but shouldn't your son have waited until he was 21 to make decisions about his sexuality? pic.twitter.com/Qeqf0rYI3k

— Frank Wears A Mask (@Frankisangry) March 1, 2023

Lauren Boebert is gonna be a grandma at 36 because she taught her son about the wrong kind of protection pic.twitter.com/d7sbIvdMy3

— Mister Race Bannon (@MrRaceBannon) March 3, 2023

Literally, this:

Lauren Boebert being a grandma by the age of 36 is what happens when you don’t teach sex ed in schools.

— Jesus Freakin Congress (@TheJFreakinC) March 9, 2023

To be clear, being a teen mom is a choice. For some, it is a choice they are proud of or a life goal. For others it is something that happens to them and they choose to have the baby. But to hypocritically preach a life of Christian family values, prolife and pro-gun and pro-marriage, this is AWFULLY backwards and deserving of mockery.

Congrats, MeeMaw!

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