Thanks to Fox, Brent Terhune knows all about the greatest threat facing schools today - furries. And boy, he has his hackles raised about it. But rightfully so. How is one supposed to watch the film in class when the Poindexter next to you is squatting in the kitty litter. Even worse is when they start kicking said kitty litter all over. But the absolute worse is the kid scooting his ass across the stage on graduation day. People were slipping and sliding the rest of the day when they went to get their diplomas.

Next thing you know, they'll be coming up with a holiday for people to dress up like their favorite cartoon characters. What are you going to do then, Murica? Where will your god be then?

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