If you've ever wanted to try your hand at rounding up immigrants, building a border wall, or getting into a cage fight with "unhealthy" foods, you're in luck! The Trump White House is here to make all your dreams come true.
In what may be one of their most bizarre moves yet, the Trump White House website has now launched a virtual "arcade," in which you can play 5 different games that are actually just cheap copies of classic arcade games like Tetris and Snake, but with a super dystopian MAGA spin!
In the Snake knock-off, dubbed Rio Run, players get to play as border czar Tom Homan, gathering up a trail of undocumented immigrants in orange jumpsuits, as your score tallies up how many people you've "deported." The website describes the game as "Border patrol along the Rio Grande."
In the MAGA version of Tetris, Build The Wall, players get to stack the pieces to build Trump's infamous border wall against a pixelated backdrop of the southern US border. You can even actually finish it! Unlike Trump...
They offer a Flappy Bird knock-off, Flappy Bill, featuring a bald eagle that players navigate through obstacles around the National Mall to pass their bill.
Trump Savings Tycoon, modeled after Duck Hunt, plays on the infamous Trump Accounts, allowing players to scoop up gold bars and cash bills with a net in front of the Washington Monument.
And don't worry! RFK Jr. gets his own special game, called Supply Line, where players can simulate a boxing match with unhealthy foods, knocking out things like seed oils while sparing beef tallow.
The White House X account has spent the last few days heavily advertising its new arcade-style games:
CAN'T STOP WINNING. 🎮
Build the wall. Deport. Fill a Trump Account.
LIVE - PLAY NOW 📲 https://t.co/qIR69AxSnm pic.twitter.com/2nr2jG1ZRg— The White House (@WhiteHouse) September 3, 2026
Speaking with Fox News Digital about the new launch, a White House official said, "This administration is laser-focused on ways to innovate and tell the story of the president’s many accomplishments in a way that resonates with every American."
"The president continues to rack up victory after victory on behalf of the American public, while opponents of his agenda are defending their record of raising taxes and empowering criminal illegal aliens," the Trump White House official added. "This is an effort to further contrast between a culture of fun and winning and the dark socialist vision Democrats have for America."
Americans can't afford gas or groceries or rent; we're neck-deep in a forever war, and our president is more concerned with taking a wrecking ball to the White House than ensuring his citizens live to see the new year.
But THANK GOD we can play a few B-rate arcade games on the White House website. That's exactly what we all needed.
