Great news, everybody! Michele Bachmann and her husband Marcus are sharing marriage tips! Shall we all gather round and take notes? These two supergeniuses of marriage, morality, and normalcy are feeling real share-y lately, and as the facts
July 13, 2011

Great news, everybody! Michele Bachmann and her husband Marcus are sharing marriage tips! Shall we all gather round and take notes?

These two supergeniuses of marriage, morality, and normalcy are feeling real share-y lately, and as the facts surface showing that Marcus's federally funded* "clinic" engages in "reparative" (pray-the-gay-away) "therapy," perhaps we can examine what makes this God-ordained right-knowing perfect couple of God click.

Of course, there's a hippie-dippy school of thought that says every love is unique and beautiful just as it is. Having disqualified themselves with a lifetime of hateful policy and b.s. medicine, the Bachmanns can enjoy all the scrutiny and judgement they have eagerly heaped on others. Feel free to share ways they can perfect their union in the comments!

*SOCIALISM!

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