Sorry, J-Pod. That's all wrong.

Fifty percent of uncommitted voters who tuned into Thursday night's vice presidential debate in Danville, Ky., said they see Vice President Joe Biden as the winner over Mitt Romney's GOP running mate Rep. Paul Ryan, R-Wis., according to an instant poll taken by CBS News.

Of the 431 polled immediately following the debate, 31 percent deemed Ryan the winner, and 19 percent said they felt it was a tie. Party-wise it's a switch from last week's presidential debate, which uncommitted voters handed easily to Romney over President Obama.

Today, you see a clear difference between wingnuts and liberals. After Obama clearly lost the first debate, liberals said so. Loudly. But wingnuts are physically incapable of acknowledging reality, even when it's staring them in the face.

So, Joe Biden lost because...because we said so, that's why. Expect Romney to "win" the next two debates in similar fashion, regardless of the actual results.

There is no truth or falsehod, comrades! Only service and loyalty to the party!