Politisink gets an email from the legion of doom, specifically the pastor punk'd by the skateboarding "Dude, you have no Koran" guy.
Pruning Shears tells us to bring them the head of Willie, the mail room boy!
Fried Green al-Qaedas thinks it's time to get out of Dodgedihar.
Dr. Zaius says "Just do it for the cookies!"
The Gangsta Government presents a random act of failure, perhaps as a warning for Sharron Angle's Second Amendment Remedies?
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