The Daily Show's Jon Stewart took members of Congress who voted for the Patriot Act to task for having the nerve to pretend they are now shocked at the activities going on at the NSA.
October 30, 2013

This Wednesday, The Daily Show's Jon Stewart took our members of Congress to task who had the nerve to pretend that they were somehow shocked that the NSA has been spying on our so-called allies, such as Angela Merkel and overreaching after members of Congress were the ones who approved the overly broad authority in the first place.

Jon Stewart says NSA spying is like health care: ‘If you never find that tumor in your b*ll sack, it can’t kill you’:

Jon Stewart mocked House Intelligence Committee chair Rep. Mike Rogers (R-MI) on Wednesday for brushing off criticism about the National Security Agency’s (NSA) spying activities by arguing that he has not heard specific complaints about the agency breaching private citizens’ privacy.

“Of course you can’t have your privacy violated if you don’t know your privacy is being violated,” Stewart said. “Spying is like health care — if you never find that tumor in your ball sack, it can’t kill you. It’s like Benjamin Franklin once said: ‘Those who would trade liberty for security should never find out that the decision has already been made for them.’”

But Stewart also gave Rogers credit for not giving in to the “pearl-clutching” attitude by his fellow committee members and other lawmakers regarding the NSA’s activities, which Stewart pointed out have been enabled through the voting process since 2001, resulting in the NSA having the ability to monitor the whole planet.

“The very legislature that is bewildered at the scope and reach of our spying apparatus granted them the scope and reach,” Stewart said, before he affected the tone of a flustered parent. “‘I can’t believe you stayed out all night and got drunk, just because I left you with a keg of beer and a note that said, ‘Do whatever the f*ck you want for as long as you want.’”

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