A really funny parody by Kate Lambert where gays can turn the rights denied them into cold hard cash. As she says:
“Are you a citizen of the United States and a member of the LGBT community?Do you have civil liberties you can’t use? Did you know that due to your sexual orientation, you might have over a thousand federal benefits lying around collecting dust?…Now’s your chance to turn these denied rights into cash!”
Lambert's previous effort, How to Sponsor a Uterus is also highly recommended.