Contradicting the conservative fairytale, 70 percent of Americans receiving federal assistance in some form or another work full time.
They should have saved this for April Fool's Day. (Open thread)
But he was "just kidding" so it's all okay! Plus, he's fired!
"The owner class will buy up every lever of power they can... But in the end we will win because together we are unstoppable."
McDonald's Corporation has ceased all lobbying against minimum wage hikes at the local, state, and national level.
SLEEPER STORY ALERT: Majority Of Black Clemson Tigers Boycotted White House Invite ... But, they missed out on hamberders!
There were no Asians on the walls of their local McDonald's so these guys put themselves on the wall.
Jeha Maravilla and Christian Toledo noticed there were no Asians on the posters at their local McDonald's, so they put themselves on the wall.
Sticky chicken fingers. Maybe this is why it's illegal for a chicken to cross the road in Georgia.
Beware the robot waiters!!!!
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