Ha-ha! April Fools!
Wait, that was yesterday?

Opinions You Should Have writes a, um, truthful press release for the AT&T--T-Mobile merger.

The Bearded Crank holds a telethon for poor Sean Duffy.

The Cock and Bull World News reports on our latest US Territory: Baghdad.

Driftglass, who is celebrating his sixth blogiversary this weekend, explains how to get on Jonah Goldberg's good side. Oh, wait.

Bonus Track:

It's not funny, just beautiful over at Little Bang Theory. Someone 'splain to me why he doesn't have a gallery show?

Round-up by Tengrain of Mock, Paper, Scissors who also blogs at Dependable Renegade. Send tips to: mbru@crooksandliars.com