From Libya to Texas, we're all over the map today! Regards, Tengrain
The Borrowitz Report tells us about what Muammar Gaddafi is up to these days.
Alicublog reads Stanley "I'm spinning as fast as I can" Kurtz so you don't have to.
Juanita Jean's -- The Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc handicaps the GOP, and sees a dark horse entering the race.
Bonus Track: Letter of Note reads us some advice from the late, great Phil Hartman.