Wednesday night's RNC convention brought us everything we expected, from Sparky Tim Pawlenty, to Condoleeza Rice (who managed somehow to never say the words "Bush" or "Osama Bin Laden" while recalling 9-11). The grand finale of the evening was Joe Isuzu Paul Ryan. Our Fear and Loathing in Tampa theme for the day is the media.

First Draft would like to have a word with you, Wolf. They would like to have a word with your employer, too.

Cannonfire would like to have a word with Jon Stewart.

Welcome Back to Pottersville would like to have a word with the Gray Lady.

Bonus Track: The Big Empty noticed something.

Round-up by Tengrain of Mock, Paper, Scissors who also blogs at Dependable Renegade. Send tips to: mbru@crooksandliars.com