One final word of advice for the week: Remember, things could be worse. Much worse. Alien-invasion, Nazi-Zombie-fighting, Rick Santorum-Presidency worse. So, you know, buck up.

The Satirical Political Report: Rick Santorum's very own Iran-Contraception scandal.

True Activist: Hungary takes on Monsanto in a big way.

Feminism in a Bra: Liz Taylor was a true feminist.

The Smirking Chimp: Which side are you on in the class war?

Round-up by William K. Wolfrum; send tips to mbru [at] crooksandliars [dot] com.