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Sarah Palin signs on to be a Fox News Analyst

The Turkey/Palin video might be the video of the year in 2009. Is she pals of the Cohen Brothers?

It finally happened. The wedding that has been long awaited. Sarah Palin, the former of Alaska has signed on as a contributor to the Fox News Channel.

The network confirmed that Ms. Palin will appear on the network’s programming on a regular basis as part of a multi-year deal. Financial terms were not disclosed. Ms. Palin will not have her own regular program, one person familiar with the deal said, though she will host an occasional series that will run on the network from time to time.

This person would not elaborate, but the network does have a precedent for such a series. Oliver L. North is the host of an occasionally running documentary series on the military called “War Stories.”

She's in good company, with many other Fox Newsers having similarly checkered pasts. All is forgiven if you're a conservative. Oliver North sold weapons to Iran, Dick Morris has an affinity towards hookers and toe-sucking and other bizarre notions. Mark Furhman destroyed the first O.J. case and was hired on. Karl Rove, with subpoenas and investigations into his role in the U.S. Attorneys scandal lingering, gets a fat contract. The list goes on and on.

Palin, who quit her job as Governor of Alaska, fits right in to the right wing stable of wingnuts Roger Ailes has assembled. I wonder why it took so long.

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Handypants's picture

Perfect match

Faux will have the whole GOP line-up because they are fair and balanced. (NOT)


"I know that there are people who do not love their fellow
man, and I hate people like that!
" ~ Tom Lehrer (1928 - )

Pericles's picture

In this case I'm guessing they're not going to let her on air very often. My prediction is that the Right Wing Noise Machine, which is part of the corporate welfare machine via the Republican Party is paying her off with a GIGANTIC paycheck, for which she'll do practically nothing. Nothing other than NOT running for the GOP leadership, and NOT splitting off and running as a candidate for a newly minted "Tea Party Patriot" party. This is a combination of Wingnut Welfare and bribery to shut up.

20% of what spills out of Palin's mouth ends up embarrassing the conservative movement (and that's a kind estimate), and 20% of what spills out encourages teabaggers to run off and form a third party. Therefore, the more she talks, the worse things get for the GOP. Nobody in their right mind (other than the Democrats) would PAY Palin to blather on a regular basis.

What's the solution? Pay her to STFU, and not encourage formation of another party that will syphon all the energetic lunatics away from the GOP.

My prediction is she'll appear on The O'Reilly Factor, and Hannity about once a month, maximum. And Hannity and O'Reilly will be very carefull about leading the conversation. (Needless to say, it won't be live. The Palin guest sposts will have to be carefully edited, and they might have to do more than one take.)

Stupid Git's picture

But she studied journalism. It will be fun to watch her "investigative" reports.

annie's picture

God, Palin's a suckup... But doesn't this mean she won't run for national office in 2012 though? She'd have to be on track now and announce soon.

Ailes may believe that he has a gold mine if he can keep conservatives fighting with each other rather than progressives and conservatives -- no doubt he can't FIND any more progressives to stick their heads in the lion's den. But since conflict sells entertainment, he may be hoping to set various factions of conservatism at each others' throats by bringing Palin aboard.

Colt 1911's picture

What are you all so afraid of????????????Maybe be All the (MORE) money she will make.

LeftandLeft's picture

Ignorant skank will get to pal around with the terrorist Glenn Beck.

palin can go f#ck herself,
i am over this ignorant bitch

JohnnyBravo's picture

She'll probably quit 3 weeks into it :-)


NOBODY 2012

Embittered Angry Anti-Republicrat Max-Hussein-1's picture
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The kid's version is called: Palling with Palin
The adult's show is called: Palling Around with Palin

I give her one season, then she will quit citing the media pressure...
... And her family.

.


Starve the WAR Beast...
... Feed Americans.

Sooth Hussein Sayer's picture

Does her contract require that she get a boobjob and bleach her hair -- so she blends in with the other fox newsbimbos?

Nangleator's picture

I'd just like to see whether she snickers or blanches the first time she sees "analyst" in writing.

Handypants's picture
...

lol


"I know that there are people who do not love their fellow
man, and I hate people like that!
" ~ Tom Lehrer (1928 - )

cordandwire's picture

Nothing comes out of her mouth that makes sense so she's in good company!

mikerush's picture

is that they're calling her a "news analyst". She couldn't analyze a pimple on her ass, let alone anything that could be called news.

pissed off patricia's picture

She could analyze how well someone gutted a moose if the moose was news.


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

Handypants's picture
...

I think they use moose guts to tell the future.

Maybe it is chicken guts.

Nevermind.


"I know that there are people who do not love their fellow
man, and I hate people like that!
" ~ Tom Lehrer (1928 - )

Samson-'s picture

A moose once bit my sister...

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: "The Hot Hands of an Oslo Dentist",
"Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink"...

Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti...

[m. python]

ysbaddaden's picture
)O(

Diabolus est Deus Inversus

curtilingus's picture

I can see how my college education has not prepared me for today's job market. Does anyone know where one goes to get un-educated. Maybe then I can land a position as an analyst making half a million per year.

Evet's picture

you want me too. I was a lefty but there's no money in that anymore.

ysbaddaden's picture
)O(

Well lessee, four years in the Air Force, Top Secret Clearance, Honorable Discharge, an Associate in Business, and a Bachelor in Interdisciplinary Studies where I majored in Political Science, Constitutional Law and minored in Arts and Humanities, a second Associate Degree in Paralegal Studies, member of Phi Theta Kappa and Golden Key Honor Societies, Dean's List and graduated Cum Laude

Apparently don't mean squat...


Diabolus est Deus Inversus

ysbaddaden's picture
)O(

I forgot to mention I went to the Booker T Washington Arts Magnet Center in High School, where I majored in Theatre, so although my normal voice is kinda whispery and husky, I can fake it.


Diabolus est Deus Inversus

Handypants's picture
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Quit it, I'm getting the vapors.

Now where is the fainting couch?


"I know that there are people who do not love their fellow
man, and I hate people like that!
" ~ Tom Lehrer (1928 - )

ysbaddaden's picture
)O(

Diabolus est Deus Inversus

aarrgho's picture

...tell me then.....Why do you hate America?? (j/k)


all it takes is all of us

ysbaddaden's picture
)O(

Diabolus est Deus Inversus

Pete Seattle's picture

was Rush too busy?

Gorlock's picture

No -- to expensive...Palin quit as governor to make money, but she'll never be in Rush's ballpark!

JohnnyBravo's picture

I couldn't have put it any better.


NOBODY 2012

Evet's picture

"I am thrilled to be joining the great talent and management team at Fox News," Palin said in a statement. "It's wonderful to be part of a place that so values fair and balance news."

surfjac's picture

..that's so funny, everyone around me is looking at me strangely because of how I'm doubled over laughing.
faux's idea of fair and balanced is a reference to bor on an episode of the Simpson's. The hits keep on coming.


Mickey: "It was an epiphany. Do you know what an epipany is?"
Keoni: "NOT NOW MICKEY!"

ThunderMonkey's picture
Oy!

It's like FOX isn't even trying anymore.


"When are we going to stop trying to tell elected officials what to do. Our job is to spend the taxpayers' money the best way we can." -- Tommy Watkins, Justice of the Peace, Crawford County, Arkansas

Yeah. "Contribute"

Hard Justice's picture

that Fox News has gone from sensationalist news outlet...to propaganda factory...to comedy channel. Bravissimo!

Evet's picture

catch.

JohnnyBravo's picture

That guy is getting the shaft.


NOBODY 2012

With Caribou Barbie in the lineup, maybe they're planning to revive the "1/2 Hour News Hour"


If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.

George Carlin

aarrgho's picture

...in her case it'll be the "19 Minute News Hour"


all it takes is all of us

And now we know why Sara the Wasilla Hillbilly walked away from her job as Governor of Alaska. They won't say how much they're paying her, but I'll bet it's a shitload of money.


If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.

George Carlin

BlueSam's picture

that was obvious when she first quit on the people of Alaska to go on a freaking book tour.

She is the standard goper.

Wherever there is money, I will follow.

There is not an iota of integrity in that lifeset.

And people get fucked over in the process.

But it does not matter to the gopers.

They get theirs. They suck each other's asses (far beyond kissing) and live in their fantasy of achievement.

Shadowgm's picture

... to the brave C&L Staffer (probably poor David Niewert) who will have to watch Sarah's pogrom, er, program.

I second the condolences. They should receive the coveted metal of freedom.

NavSpecWarVet's picture

I have a new game to play now. How long can I watch before I get frustrated at her overt stupidity and change the channel? Of course, if my wife catches me she'll make me change the channel. Gotta watch the blood pressure, you know. Can't throw the remote - can't afford a new television.

Different Anonymous's picture
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Sounds like it's time for a Palin teevee drinkin' game.

Maybe a shot for a "Yewbetcha," you gotta chug if she mentions Trig, not sure what the proper dose for a Levi shoutout should be.

Shadowgm's picture

a Palin 'wink' - one shot
'gotcha media' - two shots
'also, though' - three shots
'real America' - one shot
reference to any made up power or department within the government - three shots

aarrgho's picture

...as a pacifist I don't even own a gun


all it takes is all of us

David762's picture

one of mine. Oops, I never said I was a good Buddhist ...

But I thought it was a drinking game -- alcohol and gunpowder don't mix well.


"Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable."
-- John F. Kennedy

Handypants's picture
...

I am a militant (in favor of BJ's)

The gun I use is private and only hurts people in a good way!

:)


"I know that there are people who do not love their fellow
man, and I hate people like that!
" ~ Tom Lehrer (1928 - )

mudshark's picture

I can see a drinking game comin on.


What is your conceptual, continuity?

ysbaddaden's picture
)O(

Mon, 01/11/2010 - 12:18 — NavSpecWarVet
I have a new game to play now. How long can I watch before I get frustrated at her overt stupidity and change the channel? Of course, if my wife catches me she'll make me change the channel. Gotta watch the blood pressure, you know. Can't throw the remote - can't afford a new television.
____________________________________________________________________

Can you afford a new wife?


Diabolus est Deus Inversus

CFAmick's picture

is because someone told her that 500k was "small time." They told her to exhaust her other options first, her books, her speaking gigs, her potential lobbying work, before she agrees to such a low pay.

pinkobait's picture

She's the icing on the cake:a crack team of accomplished and shameless liars.Viva la Fox.


"To me, truth is not some vague, foggy notion. Truth is real. And,
at the same time, unreal. Fiction and fact and everything in between,
plus some things I can't remember, all rolled into one big "thing."
This is truth, to me. "

-Jack Handy

Sooth Hussein Sayer's picture

Just as Sarah's veep run was evidence that God is an Obama supporter, this news proves God loves CNN, MSNBC, and PBS.

Evet's picture

God has a sense of humor that's obvious.

ysbaddaden's picture
)O(

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."

Voltaire.


Diabolus est Deus Inversus

Evet's picture

life is but a dream

ysbaddaden's picture
)O(

http://www.poetry-archive.com/c/life_is_but_a...

"Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, That struts and frets his hour upon the stage, And then is heard no more. It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."

(Shakespeare Macbeth).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMYdmMKNv1w


Diabolus est Deus Inversus

surfjac's picture

..in junior high school 45 years ago.


Mickey: "It was an epiphany. Do you know what an epipany is?"
Keoni: "NOT NOW MICKEY!"

ysbaddaden's picture
)O(

The School of Planet Transylvania?


Diabolus est Deus Inversus

Rosanneofpgh's picture

Im sure your junior high school teacher would be thrilled to know that you remembered that quotation wherever she is....... Or did you cheat and look it up??

pissed off patricia's picture

Yeah, but since that was written Fox news has arrived. Now that hour has turned into a half hour five times a week.


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

Samson-'s picture

i think viacom might be able to sue news corp for rights infringment

or, better yet, a murdoch-redstone nude oil wrestling match to decide who has the REAL comedy channel

surfjac's picture

..in this corner, gretchen carlson.


Mickey: "It was an epiphany. Do you know what an epipany is?"
Keoni: "NOT NOW MICKEY!"

pissed off patricia's picture

BillO will have a new face to ask trivia questions.


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

ThunderMonkey's picture

between Samantha Bee and Sarah Palin.

Samantha will own Sarah.


"When are we going to stop trying to tell elected officials what to do. Our job is to spend the taxpayers' money the best way we can." -- Tommy Watkins, Justice of the Peace, Crawford County, Arkansas

pissed off patricia's picture

And Saturday Night Live is jumping up and down with the opportunities this will provide for them to have Tina Fey on weekly.


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

JohnnyBravo's picture

have their work cut out for them.


NOBODY 2012

Roket's picture

They had to iron out the details, in advance, for her severance package for when she quits.

Group all the clowns together, and then tell me it's NOT a propaganda network for the right wing fruit cakes.

Turn the Bluegrass Blue's picture

"Ratings Poison"
"Are You Dumber than a 5th Grader?"
"Working Once in a Blue Moon is Really Hard!"
"An Obvious Plea for Attention"
"Derp Derp Derp: A Translation"

Samson-'s picture

"see sarah on fox before she quits"
"the bimbo report"
"do cameras steal your soul?"

["Derp Derp Derp: A Translation" still has me cracking up]

sixandseveneights's picture

"The Wasilla Hillbilly Show"
"The Mooseolini Hour"
"Paling Around With An America Hating Pro-Secessionist Husband"
"A Teabag a Bible and a Downs Baby"

JohnnyBravo's picture

"Who the F**k Needs Facts and Truth?"
"Gotcha!"
"Hair and Makeup"
"What I Did on Summer Vacation"
"Desperate Cry for Attention"


NOBODY 2012

NavSpecWarVet's picture

ysbaddaden - "Can you afford a new wife?" Well, I'm pretty attached to her. Sarah Palin - not so much.

artMonster's picture

This story has a rather dubious poll...

Samson-'s picture

hardly!

j/k

artMonster's picture

Yah..I would like to think that Fox, The NY Daily News, et al., are really parody sites. I would like to think that...

Samson-'s picture

i think the einsteins over at murdoch-central might be confused as to just how precentages work...

surfjac's picture

..37% YES and 5% UNDECIDED whether she's for real or not.


Mickey: "It was an epiphany. Do you know what an epipany is?"
Keoni: "NOT NOW MICKEY!"

artMonster's picture

They seem to have fixed the poll (irony)... it originally only showed 100%, "Yes, she's great" no matter how you voted.

Perfect.

A regular paying job to ramble on endlessly and senselessly. Perfect.


"If the US government enforced its banking laws like it did its park regulations, we wouldn't be
in this damn park in the first place." OCCUPY.!!

DarkStar's picture

A perfect match for the Factless Fox News and the clueless Palin.

pissed off patricia's picture

Now she'll have even more opportunities to make McCain wish he had never heard her name. Sorry John Boy, but she's your albatross and you are stuck with her name and her antics the rest of your life. Enjoy!


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

Handypants's picture
...

Not just old Johnny - the whole friggen GOP!

This is what they thought was the best and most qualified for the VP slot.

Shame on them all!


"I know that there are people who do not love their fellow
man, and I hate people like that!
" ~ Tom Lehrer (1928 - )

sixandseveneights's picture

Not just the whole friggen GOP, all of friggin America. McCain crashed planes and set a ship on fire but inflicting this woman on America may be his greatest disaster.

Handypants's picture
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And so many effin stooopid people voted FOR McCain/Palin.

Oh my my my - what a country.


"I know that there are people who do not love their fellow
man, and I hate people like that!
" ~ Tom Lehrer (1928 - )

pissed off patricia's picture

According to the new book "Game Changer" McCain wanted to choose Lieberman for his veep but his campaign thought that would blow the party up so the right wingers talked him into chosing Palin who he really hadn't even met. They thought she was a perfect maverick fit for him and he seemed to at some point, after she joined the campaign, to agree. They knew they had to do something bold if McCain had a chance so Palin was their bold move.


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

Handypants's picture
...

The selection of Palin was maverickety!


"I know that there are people who do not love their fellow
man, and I hate people like that!
" ~ Tom Lehrer (1928 - )

pissed off patricia's picture

and all stupidity too


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

Bonkers's picture

...that in private conversations, the bulk of the GOP knew that they had no chance at the presidency in 2008. ANYbody who won the nomination was going to be a sacrificial lamb to the Democratic nominee, a lot like Dole in '96. I mean, look at the cast of characters they put up! Romney was their strongest candidate, a man who wasn't even a Christian, which they claim is mandatory as a Republican? I mean, Ghou11iani had a shot? The GOP would vote for a cross-dresser (nothing wrong with that, but THEY think so!), seriously? Tancredo? Fred freakin' Thompson???? Seriously, though I would be hard pressed to acknowledge anybody in the GOP as a good candidate for president, those jokers were below even what I expect from the Republicans.

Sure, if they had managed by some miracle to cheat lie and steal win the presidency, that would have been gravy, but they otherwise knew they had little shot after 8 years of Preznit Chebushey.


I'm just superstitious enough to hedge my bets.

Pretty obvious when he read her name off an index card at the big moment ... thank bloody bill kkkrystol for this one ..


I'm Boycotting NewsCorp! Heres what not to buy: http://www.cjr.org/resources/index.php?c=news...

sixandseveneights's picture

*

pissed off patricia's picture

Pal'n around with Palin


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

pissed off patricia's picture

God's Plan for Palin whether He likes it or not.


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

It was more important for Palin to be a Fox media darling and make lots of money than to run or govern her state.

Seems to make sense given all her previous experience and education was in broadcasting.

I think it just further proves that she is no way qualified to hold any level of government office in this country.

I can only image her show will be completely ditzy and just another "me too" show that Fox already has. I am sure it will get good ratings as everyone likes a good car crash or horror show.

Handypants's picture
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And the ratings will be proof positive that she is so well liked she really should be president.

No pretzel logic involved.


"I know that there are people who do not love their fellow
man, and I hate people like that!
" ~ Tom Lehrer (1928 - )

pissed off patricia's picture

She'll begin by making guest appearances on all their other shows. At least that's my guess. Shows like BillO, Beck, Hannity, Huckabee, etc. That's how they will get the news about her out there and get her feet wet. If she makes it through all those shows before she hangs it up, we'll see.


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

Tequila's picture

Wouldn't this be "jumping the shark"?

..some credibility which is then sacrificed resulting in an attempt to regain that credibility by pulling off an incredibly stupid stunt like jumping the shark or hiring sarah palin. There is no credibility to begin with.


Mickey: "It was an epiphany. Do you know what an epipany is?"
Keoni: "NOT NOW MICKEY!"

The POX Theatre Voodoo Lady. She will drive everyone of them nuts. Don't forget the regular exorcisms!

John McCain is brain dead.


"Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob"
-= Franklin Delano Roosevelt =-

Bonkers's picture

...is a grimacing, bitter old man. Wahhh: he feels that it was his turn to be preznit. Talk about a sense of entitlement; McCain and his GOP brethren could run seminars on the subject.


I'm just superstitious enough to hedge my bets.

Pete Seattle's picture

Fairbanks Balanced

Bonkers's picture

...saw this coming from way back. The woman is a flagrant opportunist. The only one who doesn't think the rest of us can see it is Failin' Palin, because AS a moron, she mistakenly thinks that we are all a mind-numbingly stupid as she and her braindead, bumper sticker supporters. Reminds me of GeeDub in that respect (and many others).

What a wh*re. No; literally: she'd do anything for attention and money. No offense to sex workers.


I'm just superstitious enough to hedge my bets.

pissed off patricia's picture

She could do a cooking show. She probably can't do that either and all the stuff would be half baked.


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

dandy's picture

..............a moose???


dandy

Handypants's picture
...

I have heard something about a "baked Alaska" maybe there is a baked Alaskan? (Palin all stoned?)


"I know that there are people who do not love their fellow
man, and I hate people like that!
" ~ Tom Lehrer (1928 - )

Bonkers's picture

...visual of that moron trying to stuff an entire moose into an oven, the segment ending with her firing up a chainsaw to take off the legs and antlers. Hahaha....


I'm just superstitious enough to hedge my bets.

mudshark's picture

Wow, she really lowered the bar. Other than that, she found a good home. It's kinda appropriate. I mean think about it for a second.
Fux's ratings must be dropping. Why else would they go with the Thrilla from Wassila?

She doesn't read. She's not inquisitive enough to actually go out and look something up. And in this day and age, that means she's lazy.
C'mon, she can whip out the computer and find out anything she wants.
But she still comes off as clueless.

We're all guilty of not doing our research from time to time.
But this woman was a VP candidate. You'd think that she'd be at least a little curious. That's why she's a perfect fit for Fux nooz.
They're fairly unbalanced. And they can spoon feed her, her comments.

Any bets on how long it takes her to stick her foot in her mouth?


What is your conceptual, continuity?

JudyLou's picture

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dandy's picture

she majored in broadcasting.


dandy

pissed off patricia's picture

Yeah and wasn't it at about six different schools? With that much majoring, she must be smart.


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

Handypants's picture
...

"she majored in broad casting"

There I fixed it!


"I know that there are people who do not love their fellow
man, and I hate people like that!
" ~ Tom Lehrer (1928 - )

pissed off patricia's picture

It'll be interesting to see what she looks like with bleached blond hair. It's gonna take more makeup for her than is does for those 20-30 year old females on Fox. Wonder how she feels about low cut blouses and short skirts?


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

Samson-'s picture

really, though, i do feel for sarah.

wtf is she going to kill from helicopters now that she has become a east coast liberal elite media star?

pissed off patricia's picture

We'll know as soon as God reveals his plan.


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

mudshark's picture

:)


What is your conceptual, continuity?

....and chose the Quitah from Wasillah. Mysterious ways, indeed.

Handypants's picture
...

"wtf is she going to kill from helicopters"

Liberals? I mean if she can get the necessary licenses and permits.


"I know that there are people who do not love their fellow
man, and I hate people like that!
" ~ Tom Lehrer (1928 - )

Tequila's picture

That those repeat Avatar viewings would only help Rupert's bottom line. But did you listen...?

Bonkers's picture

...who thought that movie sucked (YES, besides the damned awesomesuperterrific visual fx)?


I'm just superstitious enough to hedge my bets.

bamboozled's picture

the best comedy hour since Flip Wilson!

Liberal AND Proud's picture

I guess cause she can see a camera from her desk that that makes her a journalist.

My guess...she blows herself up inside of a month, "quits", then sues the network for a year's pay, which she will to make her simply go away.

FOX News - where failed GOP politicians go to die.


"Anyone that makes less than $150K in this country, has no business voting Republican."

Rascalcat's picture

I understand she will be giving commentaries.... WHILE modeling swimsuits!

Said Ailes when questioned about this, We are bringing together the two largest segments of our audience. The politically naive, and the conservative pervs.

seazen's picture

to her own Super Evangelical Christian Show where her idiot fans can send her money directly in efforts to save both their souls and build a monument to her glorified stupidity

or maybe a new Palin/Beck cartoon show

(the real money for Sarah is still in porn, however)

fiver's picture

Jut because Dick Morris is a jerk doesn't mean that there's anything wrong with toe sucking :)


Corruption favors the wealthy.

Rosanneofpgh's picture

I have to admit this one took me by surprise. I was sure she was holding out for empress of the world! But her and fuxsnooze will get along just splendidly, until she decides she doesnt want to work anymore. Then caribou barbie will walk out like she always does.

Handypants's picture

TVNewser reports Palin’s reaction: (via TP)

“I am thrilled to be joining the great talent and management team at Fox News. It’s wonderful to be part of a place that so values fair and balanced news.“

lol


"I know that there are people who do not love their fellow
man, and I hate people like that!
" ~ Tom Lehrer (1928 - )

thebassguy's picture

with anyone named Cohen, I think. I'm not sure she's ever met any Jewish people in Wasilla. I may be wrong. I'm sure she thinks they can be cured.....

Well, she's perfectly (un)qualified for Fox.

pissed off patricia's picture

Now who will be her guests on the show, besides the Fox people who already have their own show on Fox? Inhofe would be a good one. He's maybe even crazier than she is. Brownback would fit in nicely and of course Little Ricky would be a round peg in a round hole with her.


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

Handypants's picture
...

"round peg in a round hole with her"

Um, EW!


"I know that there are people who do not love their fellow
man, and I hate people like that!
" ~ Tom Lehrer (1928 - )

pissed off patricia's picture

Yeah, I should have used square peg in a square hole. It wouldn't have sounded so suggestive. Sorry about that.


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

ysbaddaden's picture
)O(

Diabolus est Deus Inversus

Liberal AND Proud's picture

Her guests?

I'm hoping it's her witch doctor friend.


"Anyone that makes less than $150K in this country, has no business voting Republican."

ysbaddaden's picture
)O(

Diabolus est Deus Inversus

njlib's picture

C&L will need a daily blog post (or 2) dedicated to her stupid comment of the day, it'll be fun.

Handypants's picture

This just in:

breakingest: Palin resigns as FOX contributor

And this too shall pass.


"I know that there are people who do not love their fellow
man, and I hate people like that!
" ~ Tom Lehrer (1928 - )

pissed off patricia's picture

I wonder if she'll have Joe the Plumber on as her sidekick? Imagine if you will Sarah Palin and Liz Cheney on the same show. Welcome to the Twilight Zone.


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

zaphod1's picture

she will not be an analyst. she will be (along with the rest of em) a fox 'news' analist.

Evet's picture

the entire country is mostly right wing anyway anymore.

There's the "pretend left" still but it's not even a potent force now.

Handypants's picture

I wonder if we should start a betting pool to see if we can guess when someone will slip and fall from the anointing oil? Her "people" threw vegetable oil all over the town when they were in Africa.

"In cheesus name - be gouda!"


"I know that there are people who do not love their fellow
man, and I hate people like that!
" ~ Tom Lehrer (1928 - )

Sarah flags on a stick or something. (Made in China cheap of course)

How bout Sarah Cakes . . Sarah Fries . . Sarah blow up dolls?

Tax the Rich's picture

Sarah Palin: an empty suit to go with an empty head.


Rush Limbaugh is what a smart person thinks a stupid bigot sounds like.

Amitola's picture

...than...


"Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of Stupidity" - Frank Leahy

moniker's picture

Mrs. Potatohead already had a job.

Evet's picture

That's the bottom line. Hang in there, moving to another country is always on the table if Plan b and c doesn't work out.

project's picture

Just what fox needs another lying sack of shit. She is a perfect fit for faux snews.
republicanism/conservatism is a mental illness and it is killing America!

Evet's picture

They finished that job already we've been officially dead since 04.

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