We felt a ripple in The Force when the words "Jim DeMint" and "Think" shared a sentence of the today's news as we write this, but we feel re-assured to see "Louie Gohmert" and "Lunatic" are forever inseparable.
Margaret and Helen analyze the so-called Fiscal Cliff. Hint: everything we need to know we learned in kindergarten.
Big Bad Bald Bastard wants you to put down the Cosmo before he gets all crabby and stabby.
FreakOutNation wonders how it can be that Harry Reid can champion Mitch McConnell's bill while Mitch McConnell filibusters it himself?
Bonus track: Millard Fillmore's Bathtub read The Fix's list of best presidential biographies and noticed something… odd.