Fact: If elected, Mitt Romney will force 99.9 percent of Americans to work in the mayonnaise mines of Salt Lake City, all the while forcing them to watch an endless loop of "Dorf on Golf" videos. Ok, that's not an actual fact. But now it's on the Internet and no one in the media can call it a lie because it's not like they're truth vigilantes or anything.
Ramona's Voices: Forget the gaffes, there's a lot to love about Joe Biden.
Red Bean Dreams: Will Smith reminds us that girls should learn early that they have control of their hair, and their bodies.
Going Concern: The SEC is finishing up its investigation of Lehman Brothers, and it's possible someone will get a stern talking to, maybe. Ok, probably not even that.
Time Goes By: Looking at how spending changes in retirement.