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Right-Wing Extremists Selling 'ISIS Hunting Kits,' But They're Missing One Key Item

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Well, it happened. Right-wingers have allowed their irrational fear of ISIS to enhance capitalism through fear-mongering. is selling an item that you certainly don't want your secret backyard bunker to be without: a special kit designed to help you - the Muslim-hating, paranoid, frightened "patriot" - hunt down ISIS terrorists Barry Hussein Soetoro is allowing…



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