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C&L's Late Nite Music Club With The Upholsterers

Somebody found some old Jack White tunes hidden in their furniture.

Apparently, two individuals have come forward claiming to have each found a copy of the single, "Your Furniture Was Always Dead.. I Was Just Afraid To Tell You" by a band called The Upholsterers. The Upholsterers were a short-lived musical project started by Jack White and Brian Muldoon (White's boss at the time) when they were both working as, you guessed it, upholsterers. While doing upholstery, White was said to write poetry and hide strange things inside of people's furniture, including music. Ten years later, people are coming forward saying they've found that music. It'll be interesting to see if this is true and if more people come forward.

If you've found music in a weird place or just know some songs about finding things in strange places, be sure to share them in the comments below!

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