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Texas Rep. Debbie Riddle, Transidiot

Debbie wants to use your DNA to confirm your gender.
Texas Rep. Debbie Riddle, Transidiot

Nobody can be born this dumb. I am certain that it just had to require an operation.

Texas State Representative Debbie Riddle, a woman frighteningly over-concerned with your genitals, filed a bill in the Texas House that says

… anyone over the age of 13 in a public facility of “a gender that is not the same gender as the individual’s gender” should be convicted of a class-A misdemeanor, and spend up to one year in jail and be fined $4,000. Riddle’s proposed law carves out exemptions for custodians, those helping children, or those responding to a medical emergency.

Her goal is to keep transgender people from peeing. Anywhere, anytime.

And since it would be easier to teach a mermaid to do the splits than to identity a transgender person with their clothes on, I suspect some sort of nudity check would be involved at the bathroom door. I can guarantee you this: I am not showing Debbie Riddle my nudity.

Debbie wants to use your DNA to confirm your gender. I do not know if this would require a DNA testing center outside of every bathroom or if you can just get a DNA ID card for bathroom privileges.

I suspect that Debbie hasn’t thought this out either.

That’s Debbie up there in a helmet. She had her picture taken when she went to South Texas to hunt for terror babies. I have no idea what she plans to wear to hunt transgendered people.


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