Rick Perry rolled onto the 2016 stage with a modified version of Colt Ford's "Answer to No One." The lyrics are predictably feisty. Maybe they were written for him by a committee comprised of the NRA, oil billionaires, and Americans for Prosperity?
“Rick Perry supporter, let’s protect our border,” the rap part says. “To hell with anyone who don’t believe in the USA / Rick Perry all the way.”
“I won’t back up / I don’t back down / I been raised up / To stand my ground / Take my job / But not my gun,” the country part says.
“Give me my right to vote / My right to tote / The weapon of my choice, don’t censor my voice,” goes the second rap verse.
If I were writing his campaign song for 2016, it would have a one-word chorus: "Oops."
All it needs is a catchy tune!