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Your June Clown Car Parade Schedule

They're all rolling it out this month!
Your June Clown Car Parade Schedule
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It's June and so it's time for me to publish your GOP Clown Car Announcement Schedule for the month.

  • Lindsey Graham launched his bid on June 2nd, to no fanfare and no surprise.
  • Rick Perry is announcing his candidacy on June 4th in Dallas. Hillary Clinton will be in Texas to yank a little light away from him, however.
  • Donald Trump promises a "major announcement" on June 16th. It remains to be seen whether it will actually be a candidacy announcement or a "y'all, I was just trolling you -- again" speech.
  • Piyush "Bobby" Jindal has announced his announcement date -- June 24th.

As a side note, we have Lincoln Chafee tossing his hat into the Third Way "Not really a Democrat" ring today, June 3rd, which will bring the Democratic field up to a grand total of 4.


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