If He Was Any Slower, He’d Be Going Backwards
October 6, 2015

Y’all, Greg Abbott ain’t exactly gubernatorial material. Hell, he ain’t even professional wrestler smart.

Get a load of this. Four days after 9 innocent American were murdered by a stone cold killer with legal firearms, Greg wants to join in the serious discussion.

Uh, Greg, I do not think that’s what the President meant. He meant that he wants to get guns out of the hands of stone cold killers, he does not mean that we should allow killers to show off their guns before they kill people with them, like you want, you damn idiot.

Only Greg Abbott would make himself look like Satan on a hot day just so he could say Obama is wrong. Even when the President isn’t.

Greg Abbott, just like Rick Perry, only dumber.

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