Love Ya, Trey Gowdy!
October 28, 2015

Trey Gowdy did the Democrats a major favor, not only giving Hillary Clinton one free 11-hour commercial, but also by showing what ignorant thugs Republicans are.

I suspect that’s the “new thing” he learned during Hillary’s testimony.

During an interview on NBC’s “Meet the Press,” host Chuck Todd asked Gowdy about his comment last week on Fox News that a private interview with Clinton may have gone better.

“It was a voluntary interview, and she wanted it to be in public. I wrote a letter several months ago giving her an option. And she chose public. And that’s well within her right,” Gowdy said in response.

Of course she wanted it in public, you damn fool. In private, you would have waterboarded her, slapped her around a little, and had a naked light bulb hanging from the ceiling. You would have slapped her silly and then told God and the news media that she fell down. Nobody wants to do anything in private with you, Trey.

Honey, she kicked your butt so hard that you can taste sensible-shoe leather in your mouth. That needs to be public.

Ya know, being a beautician I have a real hard time not snorting coffee out of my nose every time he gets a new hairdo.

Personally, I think that’s the real thing she wanted seen in public.

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