Sir, Is That Your Official Dancing With The Stars Position?
November 19, 2015

Tom DeLay lives in my neck of the woods and local Republicans still bow down to him when he walks by. I do not know why because he hasn’t had a job since he left Congress so he just goes from one Republican women’s club to the next trying to peddle his book, “No Retreat. No Surrender.” which is an odd title because retreating and surrendering is all he’s done his entire life.So now he’s calling President Obama “a coward who has surrendered to Isis.”
He wants a “full scale war against Isis.”

Okay, so here’s this little short, chubby, balding man who has had more botox and facelifts than I can keep count of, and who has never served one day in the military, calling for war. And calling other people “cowards.”

Yeah Tom, it takes a lot of courage to resign from congress instead of staying and fighting the innocence you claim you had. It takes a lot of courage to walk away from your pest control business after stiffing your partner out of his life savings. Oh, and the courage it took to refuse to testify at your own trial must have been mightily stressing on your grit meter. How much courage did it take to close down the foster child care facility built with other people’s money and throw families out of their homes?

Silly Silly Tom, you even surrendered to Dancing with the Stars by whining about a nonexistent foot injury.

You have not earned the right to even talk about courage, you damn fool.

Okay, I have completely pissed off all my neighbors. My work is done here.

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