The graphic above? I knocked it together eight years ago.
Seemed like a good idea to haul it out again as I transition from blogging to the soon-to-be-much-more-lucrative profession of writing sympathy cards for Republicans whose party has just hit the pavement with a big, wet smack.
Dear Conservative Friend,
So sorry to hear that your party choked to death on its own insanity, Enclosed you will find an order of delicious Freedom Fries and a video tape of George W. Bush from 2000 promising to get rid of America's terrible budget surplus. I hope they comfort you at this difficult time.
Yours in Christ,
Gonna make me rich, I tells ya!
Rich as a pirate!
crossposted from driftglass