As we write this on Tuesday, California and the other five states have not voted yet, and we note with some outrage that the AP and other media outlets have already declared a presumptive Democratic nominee a full day ahead of the election. We hope that this act of media malpractice does not discourage the vote in those states, as there are down-ticket contests, and this is how Y’all Qaeda gets on the school board.
But, on the bright side: Marco Rubio has finally won a primary!
First Draft urges us to move on.
E'Ville Times plans to do something with stinky cheese.
Bonus Track: Motherboard proves to us that computers can be beautiful.
Round-up by Tengrain who blogs at Mock, Paper, Scissors. You can follow Tengrain on the electric Twittering machine, too. Send tips, requests, and suggestions to firstname.lastname@example.org (with "For MBRU" in the subject line).