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Lyin' Ryan Still Wants To Punish Dems For Sit In

It's a-pout time to stop nursing your hurt fee-fees, admit that the Dems owned you on this one!
Lyin' Ryan Still Wants To Punish Dems For Sit In

It's been nearly three weeks since the Democrats had their dramatic sit in on the floor of the House of Representatives. It was a success in that it helped draw the nation's attention to the gun epidemic that is raging unabated and untreated in this country. It was less successful when one considers that the Republicans decided that they were more beholden to their NRA masters than to the American people.

Even though Lyin' Paul Ryan eventually got his way, he is still throwing a temper tantrum. His delicate feelings were hurt by those Democrats who not only called attention to the Republicans' failure to stand up for the people, they also exposed Ryan for being a spineless fraud with no real power, despite his official job title.

Ryan's hurt fee-fees are making him still want to lash out in his impotent rage and punish the Democrats:

U.S. House of Representatives Speaker Paul Ryan said on Thursday “all options” were being considered over the possible discipline of House Democrats for protests they held on the House floor to call for action on gun-control measures.

With Democrats already rejecting a Republican gun bill and warning of further protests, the Republican-controlled House appeared to be heading for renewed discord over gun restrictions following the June 12th mass shooting at a gay nightclub in Orlando, Florida.

Ryan, who was speaking at a news conference, had previously said the House would vote, this week, on a measure intended to keep guns out of the hands of people whom the government suspects are part of groups violent extremism. But it is no longer clear when a vote might be held.

Democrats say the Republican-backed legislation is inadequate because authorities would have only three days to convince a judge that a gun sale should be blocked.

On the bright side, Ryan isn't physically crying like the Orange Man did, but he's just as big of a crybaby.

Someone needs a whaambulance Image from:

He might be sitting on a weight bench, dumb bell in hand (no, not Louie Gohmert) , backwards baseball cap, dope-ass music turnt up real loud, while P90Xing himself into a tearful, manly sweat. Or he's regressing into toddler mode. Someone needs to get Ryan his binky, stat, and tell him it be all OKAY. He can cosplay a big boy game, like cops and robbers, but with live ammo, maybe even try it at the RNC with his NRA pals?

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