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Texas GOP Rep. Michael Burgess Put Cash In A Bag And Set Fire To It

I want y’all to meet another member of the Texas congressional brain trust.
Texas GOP Rep. Michael Burgess Put Cash In A Bag And Set Fire To It

I want y’all to meet another member of the Texas congressional brain trust.

Michael Burgess, a gynecologist from the Dallas area, took Dick Armey’s seat in congress when Armey retired. Now, you’d think that a gynecologist would have basic biology knowledge and might like women but Burgess is down 2 points on the Sane Person scale.

You probably remember Burgess from his statement that fetuses felt “pain and pleasure” and he knows that for a damn fact because he’s seen male fetuses put their hand between their legs. Hell, even my newborns would poke themselves in the eye while trying to put their hands anydamnwhere.

But speaking of putting his hand between his legs, Burgess loves, loves, loves Donald Trump. He loves Trump so much that he’s literally throwing money at him.

Only problem is that some of that money is illegal contributions. According to experts in this area, a politician can only give $4,000 from his campaign account to another politician. Burgess is so excited about Donald Trump that he shoved his hand between his legs and pulled out $2,000 over the legal limit.

And then what makes this really weird is that I thought Trump was funding his own campaign. Hmm …

Crossposted at juanitajean.com

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