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Lyin' Ryan: Tax Forms The Size Of Postcards

Ryan's new tax form will have only two lines

Paul Ryan has come out with yet another empty talking point - simply the tax system so that the new tax forms would be the size of a postcard (although that's a pretty damn big postcard he's holding in the video).

In fact, sources tell us that Ryan's simplified forms will have only three lines:

1) Did you make less than $1 million last year? If yes, send us all your money.

2) Did you make more than $1 million last year? If yes, we'll send you your government check as soon as the chumps from Question 1 pay up.

NOTE: Campaign donors will have higher priority on tax refunds.

See how easy that is?


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