March 29, 2018

Dana Carvey plays an "enthusiastic" John Bolton.

It’s very important to me that nobody thinks President Trump has handed the keys to the war machine to some sort of hair-trigger lunatic. Because if I heard someone say that, I’d blow them up quick!

"Bolton's" mustache, which he affectionately calls "General Snowball," appears to grow exponentially as the segment progresses.

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