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WOMP WOMP: Ivanka Trump's Fashion Brand Dead After Just 4 Years

Everything a Trump touches dies...this time it is Ivanka's "fashion" line that has died a painful death...and the world laughs
WOMP WOMP: Ivanka Trump's Fashion Brand Dead After Just 4 Years

Just four years after its launch, and two years after her father took (stole) office, one thing is clear: no one wants to spend money on Fascist Barbie's clothing, shoes or purses. SAD. Who would have guessed that a "fashion" line started by the spoiled brat daughter of a narcissistic megalomaniac reality tv star would fail to connect with middle class workers? I guess Ivanka did.

The Wall Street Journal is reporting that Ivanka is closing shop on her namesake line, effective immediately. I guess being a lying, fake, plastic daughter of a lying, fake, orange, wannabe dictator doesn't pay. Also, her clothes were garbage.

Sales of her clothes did go up in 2016 during the presidential election, but clearly MAGA fools don't feel like spending over $200 per dress and even more for shoes based off of stolen design. What probably tanked her was an amazing boycott led by Shannon Coulter, who led the #GrabYourWallet movement to avoid shopping at retailers selling Trump-brand goods. The boycott was shockingly effective, leading to numerous retailers to discontinue carrying Trump goods - including Nordstrom, Hudson's Bay, to name a few.

Poor Ivanka said:

“After 17 months in Washington, I do not know when or if I will ever return to the business, but I do know that my focus for the foreseeable future will be the work I am doing here in Washington. So making this decision now is the only fair outcome for my team and partners.”

What "work" is she doing in Washington, though? She sits near her dad at meetings, plays dress up for meetings with heads of state, negotiates for licenses to sell her wares overseas and speaks to groups in a fake lilting voice talking about how we need to have better childcare and vow to buy American made items (while her products were made exclusively overseas).

Will Daddy tweet angry words in weirdly Capitalized sentences with lots of !!! and "SAD" as he blames all the mean Democrats and the Deep State for taking down his daughter-wife's amazing fashion line? Did Obama do it? Hillary? Comey? Those mean intelligence people?


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Twitter had fun:

Sums it up right here:

As Ivanka's stepmom would say: "I don't care, do you"

Answer: WOMP WOMP

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