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Kris Kobach Rushes To Audition For DHS Secretary On Fox News

Former Kansas Secretary of State Kris Kobach could hardly wait to get in front of the cameras and suck up to President Stephen Miller and his sidekick Donald Trump.
Kris Kobach Rushes To Audition For DHS Secretary On Fox News
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Former Kansas bigot and Secretary of State Kris Kobach wasted no time rushing over to Tucker Carlson's WhiteFest to audition to be Donald Trump's next DHS Secretary.

After trashing the DHS under Cruella DeNielsen, Kobach commenced to scratch Trump and President Stephen Miller's Hater Itch, while auditioning for the position. He had three recommendations for Boss Miller and the so-called "President" to consider.

"Number one, we would publish the final version of the regulation that settles the Flores settlement, it supercedes the Flores settlement," Kobach told Carlson. "Basically it stipulates how the United States can detain an entire family unit together so you wouldn't have separation of families and you could detain them for as long as is necessary."

Wheeee! Families in a cage! But wait! There's more, and Kobach does not try to mask his contempt. Here come the FEMA trailers, folks!

"I would deploy the thousands of FEMA trailers, either to border cities or to military bases in Texas and Arizona and set up processing centers," he oozed. "Instead of just turning loose these bogus asylum applicants on to the American streets never to be seen again. Let's put them in mobile homes, let's process their claims, ship the immigration judges in, have the claims processed right there, and as soon as their claim is denied, put them on a passenger plane and fly them right back home."

People are literally fleeing those countries to escape rape, murder and more. But their claims are "bogus." Sure bet.

As if that's not enough cruelty for Tucker's audience, Kobach would like to blackmail Mexico.

"The third thing that I would do is publish a regulation that tells Mexico, in so many words, no your illegal aliens in the United States cannot send remittances home anymore," he said.

Kobach wasn't done. He had more venom to spew on that topic. "And then tell Mexico, look that regulation is going to take effect and become final unless you sign the third country, safe third country agreement like we have with Canada so that any asylum applicant, the first safe country they step foot in, namely Mexico, they have to apply there for asylum. They can't walk all the way through Mexico." THERE IT IS. Blackmail your neighbors. My God, what an evil SOB!

Evil he is, and he'd be a perfect fit with President Miller and Puppet Trump. He was my first thought for a replacement when Nielsen was fired.

How is this any different than Hitler's Germany?

Here's Kobach, auditioning for Trump, via Media Matters.

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